Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for July 29, 2024

Then you can wear the other one, a-haw-haw-haw

Is this a “What would have happened if…” ?

shoulda used a ThinkPad instead of a tablet

Just turn it over and write on the back!

A further check-in problem could meet Mel Brooks.

I guess he’ll have to change the font, lol!

Must be Spirit airlines

Why does he need an airplane??

That’s fine. Half of them are just excuses to hurt other people, anyway.

Don’t look now, sister, but Moses has got that look that says, “ooooo, boy, here we go again.” If he raises his tablets over his head, Run. He’ll next utter those immortal words, “If you will not live by the law, then you will…..” Well, you know the rest. It gets pretty messy after that.

“Thou shalt not take the Lord’s carry on plane.”

‘Evangelical Air’. They only follow the laws they make.

Both tablets exceed the carry on size limitation of being larger than a tissue box. You’ll need to pay $40 extra per tablet.

Take two tablets and call me in the morning!

Just bag ’em up Moishe.