Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for August 07, 2024

Life hack

Want someone to stop texting you? Send them this SMS: SERVICE ERROR 305: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE BILLED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

⠄⠄⠄and we ain’t even half way through yet

She looks like she needs life insurance. She an collect on it after she dies.

You got that right, Mother!

I remeber the Door-to-Door salesmen coming to the house, especially the Fuller Brush guy. I didn’t like him as their brush handles rarely broke.

Same here.

And the decade isn’t even half over yet. Just wait for the second half it’ll be a real doozy

And it all started with the Covid craze.

look at her face, buddy… you hafta even ask??

Here here, Goose.