Guy drinking in a bar. ‘Boy. This is the worst bourbon I’ve ever tasted.’ Bartender: You got another choice?’ Guy, thinks for a minute; ‘Nah. Gimme the bottle. I’ll get rid of it before anyone else gets hurt.’
Many years ago, Jack Benny was in Scotland (or Ireland?) with his notoriously hard-drinking bandleader Phil Harris. It was night and they could see the fires of the distilleries around town. Benny said “they’re making it faster than you can drink it!” and Harris said, “yeah, but I got them working nights now!”
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
Must be in the low spots………..
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
“An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him, “what brings you to Canada?”
The Irishman says, “well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said ‘Drink Canada Dry’, so I thought I’d give it a shot.”
Brendan Behan.
sandpiper 3 months ago
Guy drinking in a bar. ‘Boy. This is the worst bourbon I’ve ever tasted.’ Bartender: You got another choice?’ Guy, thinks for a minute; ‘Nah. Gimme the bottle. I’ll get rid of it before anyone else gets hurt.’
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
I’m sure the Wiz knows the words to make the town dry in a snap.
dimndno 3 months ago
I once saw a billboard that said “Drink Canada Dry.” Gave it the ol’ college try.
Radish... 3 months ago
The capitol of ID is a swamp.
brklnbern 3 months ago
He;ll need to be taller and fatter to even get close.
Skeptical Meg 3 months ago
Many years ago, Jack Benny was in Scotland (or Ireland?) with his notoriously hard-drinking bandleader Phil Harris. It was night and they could see the fires of the distilleries around town. Benny said “they’re making it faster than you can drink it!” and Harris said, “yeah, but I got them working nights now!”