Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 03, 2024

That’s offal.

Are they all sourced??!!

[nsfw]

Cannibal goes shopping for brains. The butcher has Manhattan brains for $20.00 a pound and New Jersey brains for $150.00 a pound.

“Why are the Jersey brains so expensive?”

“You know how hard it is to find a pound of brains in New Jersey?”

“Stewing brains, no. Fryers, no. Ah, here we go, reanimators.”

Well so far the basket is empty……probably why it is taking so long to make a decision!!!!

Buy the brain that has the name Abby . . . Normal.

I hope that’s not a result of people sh!tting their brains out.

Grass fed?

Avoid the one owned by RFK Junior.

This is why the Monster mooed sometimes.

I don’t think they’re selling organic brains; I think “Organic” is the name of the store, and he just happens to be in the “brains” department (if you sold body parts, wouldn’t that be the best name ever for your store?).

“Organic” applies to the farm. Who’s farming brains?