Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 20, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman: Yuck. I hate walking on kitty litter dust. Why can't they keep it in the box? Man: Just close your eyes and pretend it's sand beneath your feet on a beautiful beach.
C 2 months ago
Or find a new home for the little archery targets
Ubintold 2 months ago
Multiple cats? That’s asking for it.
The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago
A beautiful beach filled with cats.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 2 months ago
I think she’s asking a lot of a creature without opposable thumbs.
walstib Premium Member 2 months ago
Cue The Bangles: “Walk Like An Egyptian “.
SheMc 2 months ago
My cat is a very tidy kitty X
ajakimber425 2 months ago
Because, unfortunately, it gets stuck in their paws and scoop away is worse than the original kitty liter.
tinstar 2 months ago
As George Carlin said, when you turn the light on, with the cat in the box, it says “…alright, I’m going to throw the s—t everywhere (paraphrased).”
morgankhat 2 months ago
That sounds about right, for both Carlin and the cat.
sincavage05 2 months ago
Psycho!!
paullp Premium Member 2 months ago
Reason #67 why I don’t own a pet.