Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 09, 2024

Low bar olympiad

My mom did that once when I was a little boy, just by happenstance when three small pancakes ran together & fused. But she was also a talented baker, who used to bake, hand decorate, and sell special occasion cakes around the small town where we lived. So when Mickey showed up on the griddle, she grabbed some of her cake decorating supplies and gave him eyes, a nose, and a mouth. Needless to say, I was highly impressed and boasted about it to my friends. Sixty years later and I still remember it.

Only a decade and a half to raise your kids? That’s less than half the time it takes to raise some kids these days.

Gosh, you didn’t make pancakes since then!!!

Lend me your ears.

Most excellent

so she kicked ’em out at 15??