Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 12, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman: Are you ever going to shower or shave this weekend? Man: I look at my weekend squalor as a lovely patina that only adds to my charm and personality.
Husband has dementia and doesn’t ever think to take a shower. Whenever I tell him before we leave the house, he doesn’t believe me when I say it’s been a week (or more).
I’m trying to figure out if lazy adds to his “charm” and selfish adds to his “personality”, or is lazy more of a personality thing, and being charmingly selfish to boot?
C 13 days ago
You gave up on long hair, so he needn’t shave
Ubintold 13 days ago
I think he’d better look again.
Pharmakeus Ubik 13 days ago
Adds grime and stench to his alleged charms.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 13 days ago
You go right ahead and look at it that way while you sleep on the sofa.
exness Premium Member 13 days ago
Husband has dementia and doesn’t ever think to take a shower. Whenever I tell him before we leave the house, he doesn’t believe me when I say it’s been a week (or more).
Jeff0811 13 days ago
I’m trying to figure out if lazy adds to his “charm” and selfish adds to his “personality”, or is lazy more of a personality thing, and being charmingly selfish to boot?
wildlandwaters 12 days ago
ooohhh yeah!
ComicsMama2 12 days ago
Oh no! No! No! No!