Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 12, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman: Are you ever going to shower or shave this weekend? Man: I look at my weekend squalor as a lovely patina that only adds to my charm and personality.
Husband has dementia and doesn’t ever think to take a shower. Whenever I tell him before we leave the house, he doesn’t believe me when I say it’s been a week (or more).
I’m trying to figure out if lazy adds to his “charm” and selfish adds to his “personality”, or is lazy more of a personality thing, and being charmingly selfish to boot?
C 2 days ago
You gave up on long hair, so he needn’t shave
Ubintold 2 days ago
I think he’d better look again.
Pharmakeus Ubik 2 days ago
Adds grime and stench to his alleged charms.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 days ago
You go right ahead and look at it that way while you sleep on the sofa.
exness Premium Member 2 days ago
Husband has dementia and doesn’t ever think to take a shower. Whenever I tell him before we leave the house, he doesn’t believe me when I say it’s been a week (or more).
Jeff0811 2 days ago
I’m trying to figure out if lazy adds to his “charm” and selfish adds to his “personality”, or is lazy more of a personality thing, and being charmingly selfish to boot?
wildlandwaters 2 days ago
ooohhh yeah!
ComicsMama2 2 days ago
Oh no! No! No! No!