Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for August 29, 2024

Nazi party…..

“I’ll be a dictator from day 1.”

Baskin-Robbins has ordered a hit on this guy.

You’re right, Barney. The plan does not guarantee you will be the new ruler.

For all of the followers of the Democratic Politburo that have made comments above …..answer this question for me. Where was the decision made to put Kamala on the the ticket and did you have any say in the process? And by the way, President Trump did not say he would be a dictator from day 1…..he said he would be a dictator on day 1 which knowledgable people understood he is going to make major changes from the get go.

Disqualify anyone who starts campaigning more than 6 months before the election.

“Vote for Pedro!”

Pooten-nomics.

Now there are seven kinds of Coke

500 kinds of cigarettes

This freedom of choice in the USA drives everybody crazy

But down in Acapulco

Well, they don’t give a d@mn

About kids selling Chiclets with no shoes on their feet

See how we are

Hey man, what’s in it for me?

See how we are

We only sing about it once in every twenty years

See how we are

— X (not "formerly Twitter*)

“First day after taking office, eliminate elections. No more choices. Everybody’s happy.”

“…”in four years, you don’t have to vote again. We’ll have it fixed so good, you’re not gonna have to vote." – tRump, July 2024

Project 2025.

Soo, after his Term is up, no-one governs? Me like… ☺

Too many ice cream choices would be confusing. Fortunately, there never has been and never will be too many choices. Because you can always go back and chose another flavor. And then go back again. Obviously Clem doesn’t have a clue.

This ninny agrees with the great orange one.

According to the Supreme Court, if the President does this as an “official act”, not only does it stand, but s/he can’t be prosecuted for it if it ever falls.