shouldn’t be reading this without having a breakfast facepalm
Submit it to your mother’s publisher, Clayton. It’s guaranteed to become a best-seller, and then Pixar or Dreamworks will make a major animated movie from it.
Adam’s coffee is so strong that Clayton is having hallucinations
No wonder the FDA turned him down
Do any of them become a fetid, rotting, fungus covered mass in the back of the fridge?
The bowl was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Veggie Tales… It’s been done
“No! I won’t learn from being turned into an Avocado! Despicable Me 4-Ever! You won’t turn me Inside Out! … (2)”
He’s been reading his ol’ man’s junk.
How about a LOT weird?
If Clayton drank Adam’s coffee it would stunt his growth.
:-D
Clayton needs to make sure the cap is screwed on tight on the glue.
Which is edible, if nuked sufficiently! (Wait for the green/blue to turn brown)*
*credit: Bachelor’s Cookbook
Gregor Samsa the avocado.
Does the bowl of spaghetti fly? Or have flies?
Kinda reminds you of one your coffee trips doesn’t Adam.
Dad! Stop trying to eat my novel!
I can see the TV version now: “The Super Food Groups Agri-Industry Nutrition Hour”.
So i wonder what Adam’s next job is going to be.
That would be the avocado in my home. Spaghetti does not linger long enough to become fetid, rotting, etc…
seanfear 25 days ago
shouldn’t be reading this without having a breakfast facepalm
snsurone76 25 days ago
Submit it to your mother’s publisher, Clayton. It’s guaranteed to become a best-seller, and then Pixar or Dreamworks will make a major animated movie from it.
Doctor Toon 25 days ago
Adam’s coffee is so strong that Clayton is having hallucinations
No wonder the FDA turned him down
nosirrom 25 days ago
Do any of them become a fetid, rotting, fungus covered mass in the back of the fridge?
DickEstel Premium Member 25 days ago
The bowl was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Gandalf 25 days ago
Veggie Tales… It’s been done
ChessPirate 25 days ago
“No! I won’t learn from being turned into an Avocado! Despicable Me 4-Ever! You won’t turn me Inside Out! … (2)”
FassEddie 25 days ago
He’s been reading his ol’ man’s junk.
baskate_2000 25 days ago
How about a LOT weird?
jango 25 days ago
If Clayton drank Adam’s coffee it would stunt his growth.
:-D
timinwsac Premium Member 25 days ago
Clayton needs to make sure the cap is screwed on tight on the glue.
Serial Pedant 25 days ago
Which is edible, if nuked sufficiently! (Wait for the green/blue to turn brown)*
*credit: Bachelor’s Cookbook
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 25 days ago
Gregor Samsa the avocado.
anomaly 25 days ago
Does the bowl of spaghetti fly? Or have flies?
cuzinron47 25 days ago
Kinda reminds you of one your coffee trips doesn’t Adam.
Enter.Name.Here 25 days ago
Dad! Stop trying to eat my novel!
mistercatworks 24 days ago
I can see the TV version now: “The Super Food Groups Agri-Industry Nutrition Hour”.
j.l.farmer 24 days ago
So i wonder what Adam’s next job is going to be.
Cathy P. 24 days ago
That would be the avocado in my home. Spaghetti does not linger long enough to become fetid, rotting, etc…