Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 03, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    LOL

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    SPAM & eggs, toast & coffee, yum!!!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  2 months ago

    how’d that pig get my number!?

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    and potential bacon, ham, roast, and chops

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    Aimless Melissa   2 months ago

    Pigs don’t have white hooves. Your pig doesn’t look spicy. Spicy+Ham=Spam.

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    Should have just had a can of SPAM on the cough making the call.

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    wongo  2 months ago

    I used to love Spammy Davis Jr.!

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Whoa Orson you is look sad. And why nots. They was shuts down yours Farm and then we never heards of you or yours pals.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  2 months ago

    Just brilliant !

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  2 months ago

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    Not on train! not in a tree!

    Not in a car! Sam! let me be!

    Ⅰ would not, could not, in a box.

    Ⅰ would not, could not, with a fox.

    Ⅰ will not want it in a house.

    Ⅰ will not want it with a mouse.

    Ⅰ will not eat it here or there.

    Ⅰ will not eat it anywhere.

    Ⅰ will not eat your nasty SPAM.

    Ⅰ do not like it, Sam-Ⅰ-Am.

    ~~ Seuss

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    joegeethree  2 months ago

    I never answer those either.

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    Emmett Wayne  2 months ago

    In the days before cell phones, he would have accused of hogging the phone.

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    Prawnclaw  2 months ago

    I love fried spam on a sandwich.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well you’re potential Soylent Green

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    EMGULS79  2 months ago

    Bleh. I’m neither Jewish nor Muslim but as far as I’m concerned both those groups definitely got it right when it comes to pork products.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago

    Funny! Cute the canned laughter!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Who you calling spam??

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Hog calling.

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    mirwin49 Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!”

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    Quinn C  2 months ago

    But it’s also potential ham!

    I think a lot of people aren’t aware that calls or emails that aren’t spam are considered ham

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