Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 21, 2024

When you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you…..

He didn’t want to drill ya’?

(Halloween is coming up)

How does a dental hygienist greet a vampire patient?

“Good evening! Are you here for a check-up, or should I bring out the garlic toothpaste?”

What did the dental hygienist say to the patient who loved spicy food?

“Your mouth is on fire, but let’s extinguish those cavities first!”

What did the dental hygienist say to the toothpaste tube?

“Squeeze your problems out, and let’s get to the root of it!”

What did the dental hygienist say to the toothbrush before their big date?

“You make me smile, so let’s keep this romance plaque-free!”

How do dental hygienists make decisions?

They “brush up” on their options and make the best choice!

Surprising that he wants to see ‘Roz’ again, period ! ! !

Now we are at the teeth of the matter!

Roz out on a date? About as rare as hen’s teeth!

Check out “Long John Blues” by Dinah Washington, about a woman visiting her dentist.

It’s the new semi-annual romance.

so yer goin’ steady then…