Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for September 29, 2024

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    C  3 months ago

    Tells you everything you need to know about her

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    donut reply  3 months ago

    Like so many others I know, I have abandoned the message part of my phone. Because it is filled with messages mostly from telemarketers. So just text me.

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    RadioDial Premium Member 3 months ago

    ..what is this “leave a message” which you speak of?

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    fuzzmoz  3 months ago

    My message would be, “ugh.” And beyond.

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    cherns Premium Member 3 months ago

    The best voicemail message I’ve heard—not that I would ever use it—was something like:

    “Hello? Hello? Is there anyone there? I can’t hear you. Wait a minute—let me turn off the radio. [receding footsteps, radio off, approaching footsteps] Hello? Sorry, I still can’t hear you. [pause; some more attempts to hear] Oh, wait a minute—I just figured out the problem—I’m only an outgoing voicemail message, not a human. So, if you want, you can leave a message for my owner, and, for god’s sake, STOP SHOUTING!”

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