Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 06, 2024

LOL

No, see, owning a gun make you really, really brave.

It also makes up for some shortcomings — no pun intended.

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Okay, okay, pun intended.

I have a rifle

It was my father’s, my brother kept after dad died and I inherited it when my brother died

Someday I might actually fire it

A smart attitude. Did you learn that in school?

Can’t imagine how I’ve lived 66 years without a gun, what with people lurking around every corner waiting to shoot you and all.

Whoever has the gun wins the argument. Best to avoid the argument.

Learn about it, what it is, does it have history? .Learn to shoot it, it can be fun.

But Clyde wouldn’t have the permit.

Is Barney confusing Clyde with Glenn Close? I thought it was his father who has cognitive difficulties…

Actually, the robber would more likely go after Clyde since there’s a better change that he’d have cash since billionaires never carry money.