Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 06, 2024

More s"tresses" to deal with.

Is this the 5 or 6 o’clock news?

Videotape hilights of the emergency at 11:00.

…………..and that’s about the size of it. No news that is the news, across the nation.

Hair is so over-rated.

I remember Jeff Glor.

The show is starting off with a bangs.

A large wooden object with a pointy end was found spinning in the down town core. That’s our top story.

(Colin Mochrie)

I used to like the N*ked News.

So glad I tuned in to see that, makes me feel so much better about my hair.

Focus on the important issues. You’re doing it right.