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So, you CAN teach an old dog a new trick eh!? Wife has been trying for decades and nope, nothing. At my age I’m forgetting more tricks, which is good, because it makes room in my brain for more nonsense.
Dog at our house, always jumping on his owners. I tell him ONCE, “Sit!” He sits. “Lay down!” He lays down. Easy-peasy. (Of course, I have a handful of treats, but hey, he obeys!)
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I bet a round of drinks that my dog can talk. The bartender laughs and says OK you’re on. The man says to the dog, what’s on top of a house? The dog barks woof. The man says what’s under a tree, the dog barks woof. The man says OK dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time. The dog says woof. The bartender gets mad and says you’re a fraud, get out of my bar and then throws them both bodily out into the street. While they’re sitting there, the dog looks up to the man and says should I have said DiMaggio?
Ned Snipes 5 months ago
So, you CAN teach an old dog a new trick eh!? Wife has been trying for decades and nope, nothing. At my age I’m forgetting more tricks, which is good, because it makes room in my brain for more nonsense.
ddl297 5 months ago
Dog at our house, always jumping on his owners. I tell him ONCE, “Sit!” He sits. “Lay down!” He lays down. Easy-peasy. (Of course, I have a handful of treats, but hey, he obeys!)
Chris 5 months ago
and um… helpful, I guess. :j
FassEddie 5 months ago
But can he do “take a load off”?
cuzinron47 5 months ago
It may take time for the don’t drool one.
Milady Meg 5 months ago
Meh. Let me know when he can “do the laundry” or “take out the trash.”
GG_loves_comics Premium Member 5 months ago
He’s so obedient.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 months ago
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I bet a round of drinks that my dog can talk. The bartender laughs and says OK you’re on. The man says to the dog, what’s on top of a house? The dog barks woof. The man says what’s under a tree, the dog barks woof. The man says OK dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time. The dog says woof. The bartender gets mad and says you’re a fraud, get out of my bar and then throws them both bodily out into the street. While they’re sitting there, the dog looks up to the man and says should I have said DiMaggio?