Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 13, 2024

Are they going to set Kevin’s sister up?

I’m honestly not sure who won. Miles is technically correct but it still seems like a cheap trick that shouldn’t count

1) Kevin’s tab is currently at eleven-billionty bucks, so an extra ten isn’t going to impact much. 2) Krystal already knows this joke.

Kevin learned in betting, the house wins.

Saw this done with two pocket knives-blades open, a small puddle of water, and a towel. Hand your victim two knives, pour a small amount of water on the floor, squat down with your towel and tell them you can wipe the water up before they stab you.

Then grab their ankles and yank and drag!

Their behind will wipe up the water.

Hey! No loopholes!

Your joints control your hand. Not your mind.

Don’t bother — Krystal won’t bite.

Trying to fool Krystal is like bringing a knife to a gun fight, boys. You about to get schooled.