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I’ve been a vegetarian most of my life, and Hubby is only a vegetarian by default. When we go out to eat, he will often order a steak. I swear, some of them could be put back on their hooves with a couple ofband-aids and some CPR.
jmworacle 6 months ago
Also for evidence…
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Replay that scene from Poltergeist.
Dani Rice 6 months ago
I’ve been a vegetarian most of my life, and Hubby is only a vegetarian by default. When we go out to eat, he will often order a steak. I swear, some of them could be put back on their hooves with a couple ofband-aids and some CPR.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 6 months ago
Poke it, and see if it goes, “Moo!”.
SofaKing Premium Member 6 months ago
I want it so rare a good vet could still revive it. (Just a joke, I take food safety seriously. A Thermapen is always at the grill with me.)
tcayer 6 months ago
My father used to say “Run it through a warm room.”