Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 21, 2024

It’s only awful if you’re a homophobe.

I think Rainbow Dash would be jealous of that.

Does it look like Stan’s jacket from the Monkey Island games, but with stripes instead of plaid?

Horses can’t vomit, so this is yet another statement that unicorns are not horses with horns.

The “awful” thing that happened to her was that totally embarrassing freak-out over what might happen. 8-Ball’s prediction was 100% correct.

I remember the Magic 8 ball’s prophecies being wrong all the time…when they were good.

It’s usually the smell that gets to you!

You’re weird, Phoebe!

Poor Marigold looks like she was dragged backward through a knothole in that first panel. I’ve seen her let her tail drag.

Has anyone made a “technicolor yawn” joke in the comments yet?

Too bad it didn’t get all over the front, it would have reminded her dad of tie-dyed t-shirts.

But how does it smell?

Good look for a shirt, gotta say.

“Rainbow vomit splatter.” I never thought I’d see those three words together!

Seems like this should’ve been yesterday’s strip, unless the “feeling better?” was directed at the panicked whinnying, not the cookie tossing…

maybe it was something awe-full instead?