Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 28, 2024

The phones may be “smart”, but the users: not so much.

RIP, Dame Maggie Smith.

apparently the lad is new to town

Note Andy’s recently empty glass, which explains the delivery. (Incidentally, who remembers the Socrates beer joke?)

Smart he’s not!

Andy wants to comiserate over the passing of Maggie Smith at home

Because with 10 crates of beer delivered to the house eliminates driving while intoxacated.

10 crates. Nice big party (“do” for you Brits)? Or are you going to finally just sit down and drink yourself to death?

Amazon will not deliver beer.

Don’t you have to pay first?

Because he thinks he doesn’t have to pay for them if they’re ordered on someone else’s phone.

Bwaaa Haaa Haaaa! Andy used that fool’s smart phone so he’ll get the bill!

He’d rather drink at home than at Jack’s?

He’ll be insufferable at home. Flo will grow tired of him and send him off with some beer money to giver her a rest.

Because Andy learned how to use a smartphone. RIP, Professor McGonnagall & Violet Crawley.

Andy is proof that the hand is quicker than the eye. Un Huh.

So who paid for Andy’s order? You know it wasn’t Andy.

I guess Andy’s order is a bit light until he finds out the delivery is made as ordered. Katy bar the door after that.

It’s all from the nice young man at the pub and the tabs on him.

I’m sure he used Flo’s credit card to pay for it!

How did Andy pay for all that? I can’t imagine anyone being stupid enough to give Andy a credit card.

RIP Miss Brodie.

Hey, ya need to stay supplied … ;)

I was going to suggest ordering a walk-in fridge, but then I realized he probably drinks it warm.

All free. On someone else’s credit card.