Herman by Jim Unger for October 04, 2024

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“I would say that you are wearing a green ‘coat’, but I doubt that you would understand.”

“I suggest ‘Going Green’ will now hold special significance for you.”

If so – I’m going to lunch before I finish up here.

A very good one. And multi-colored too.

Here, hold this sign.

Cue “Yakkity Sax” and collect a long line of people into the chase.

Probably won’t run very fast with that bench stuck to his butt.

If so, then hurry home and change your clothes before someone sees you.

Because the paint runs?

No, because even in high school football, he was always on the bench.