Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for November 03, 2024

Euphemisms R Us

Got Alka-Seltzer®?

It’ll be good even if you don’t like it. Just remember that.

It’s full of ingredients…

Is it supposed to smell like burning rubber?

Get your vague compliments ready, guys!

“I’ve never tasted anything like it!”

“You’ve obviously put a lot of effort into this!”

“You know, we should give the leftovers to my buddy, Kincaid!”

They’re having Word Salad

Hopefully she didn’t get the recipe from Gladys Thornapple or Flo Capp.

Hubby: “What’s for dinner”? Wifey: “Whatever YOU feel like preparing”!

I’ve made a few of those.

We call that Refrigerator Comminage in my world.

Don’t knock it until you try it. You might really like it!