Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for October 03, 2024

Hey Potty Monkey, on a scale of 1 to 10, urinate

Is this where Chuck Berry got the idea for that tune?

(cf.: The B side of his first single, “Maybelline”.)

It’s a wee tale of desperation.

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I went 3 times last night. Thanks Potty Monkey!

No food or drink less than 4 hours before bedtime will help keep you out of the bathroom in the night. If you have an enlarged prostate, there are medications and exercises that can help.