Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 10, 2024

A professional farter could show him how to make his ball move the final inch to the hole.

Stylish bunnet Sherman.

Quote him on that “pound dollar sign percent ampersand exclamation point bit,” Sherman.

Hawthorne, you’re more likely to get Anger Management after that little episode.

Anger management would help, too.

yes, it’s different playing under water. Lots of resistance on your swing and ball movement

I wonder what the water hazard looks like on this course

You little son of a b&$#* ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE a%%, BALL!

Maybe a doctor. Sticky ball should not go untreated.

Anger management for Hawthorne? Surely you jest, a bribe will get better results.

Nice bit of gamesmanship, Sherman!

Hawthorne should have used the old Billy Barou for that putt since so much money was on the line. “Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy. This is a big one…”

Hawthorne has the Cutest Hiney ever.

Does Hawthorne ever wear a shell?

I have never bought the “golf is for relaxation” myth.