Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for October 02, 2024

Both settings noise free—if you’re not already deaf.

Leaf blowers are used here even when there aren’t any leaves on the ground. I think that they are actually vuvuzelas, and the noise is the point.

Check for silent mode.

Ha! Good joke.

The late night setting also produces the loudest noise.

I just read an article where they suggested a leaf blower as a camping accessory. Yeah, he must be popular with fellow campers.

Is that the battery or gas powered model?

It’s hilarious because it’s true!

Does it come with a reverse on it to suck up leaves, sticks, twigs and small trees into a grinder?

‘round these parts, folks usually get goin’ at the crack of noon. if you hear someone crank up a brush cutter, you can be pretty sure that it’s lunchtime… ☺

They know their audience.

I call them dust blowers. Air Pollution Control calls them particulate blowers. Either way, they are stealing traditional jobs from our teenagers.