How about the lit candle stuck inside you?
You could go ‘busking’ as a fire eater.
Eating pumpkin spice? Yeah, you look like a cannibal.
he needs a pumpkin spice breath mint…
Old pumpkins with flames coming out of the mouth? Well, you know what is said about old pumpkins. Old pumpkins are orange on the outside, rotting on the inside, and we throw them out in early November.
Apple Cideryanide!
The bottle says “Handle With Carve.”
Love the orange squirrel!
It’s the cinammon.
Up north Wisconsinites like to mix it in their Korbel brandy Manhattans.
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the spice jokes rip
To the sound of the beat, look out
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust …!
( the Queen has spoken )
Any excuse for a sugar fueled pity party anyone ??? ;-)
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
silberdistel 4 months ago
How about the lit candle stuck inside you?
nancyb creator 4 months ago
You could go ‘busking’ as a fire eater.
Dobber Premium Member 4 months ago
Eating pumpkin spice? Yeah, you look like a cannibal.
pat sandy creator 4 months ago
he needs a pumpkin spice breath mint…
ComicLover2 Premium Member 4 months ago
Old pumpkins with flames coming out of the mouth? Well, you know what is said about old pumpkins. Old pumpkins are orange on the outside, rotting on the inside, and we throw them out in early November.
Dobie Premium Member 4 months ago
Apple Cideryanide!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 4 months ago
The bottle says “Handle With Carve.”
darcyandsimon 4 months ago
Love the orange squirrel!
mistercatworks 4 months ago
It’s the cinammon.
zeexenon 4 months ago
Up north Wisconsinites like to mix it in their Korbel brandy Manhattans.
Howard'sMyHero 4 months ago
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the spice jokes rip
To the sound of the beat, look out
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust
Another pumpkin joke bites the dust …!
( the Queen has spoken )
lnrokr55 4 months ago
Any excuse for a sugar fueled pity party anyone ??? ;-)