Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for October 14, 2024

Then for sure don’t lift your leg to it!

Power to the people.

Shocking!

LOL Poor Will!

Ya think?

………..may???

This time, it’s not “Fire at Will”, it’s “Fire on Will”…

A new way for Will to get his morning jolt.

When nature’s callin’

Don’t be stallin’

Use your common sense

Before you let it flow

Find a place to go

Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

If you’re gonna explode

You can use the commode

Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents

No need to explain when you gotta drain

Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa

Piddle in the air

Tinkle in the toilet

That’s why it is there

(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain

In the breakdown lane

While waving at ladies and gents

Just don’t whiz on…

Don’t whiz on

Don’t whiz on the electric fence

Growing up in very rural, very Redneck northern British Columbia, there were two inalienable rites of passage for pre-teen boys….in the winter, when it was -20, it was sticking your tongue on a metal post or handrail….in the summer, it was peeing on the electric fence around the pig sty….

I confess to getting caught by the frozen handrail, spent three days not able to taste anything…..BUT…it was clear to me that the pigs didn’t like the electric fence one little bit, so there was no way I was testing that….but I got my little brother to do it. I was good with experiencing it vicariously….

Oowww

Might be a little too much juice.

Very tough luck, old pooch, but from the outline of your body impacting the wall it doesn’t show you as having one leg lifted. Whew!

Judging by the entry profile, Will tried casually leaning on it. So it could have been a lot more embarrassing.