The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 10, 2024

His brother drives a Checker Cab!

“Yes, I need a jump and No, you won’t be promoted to a King.”

No, this guy is a “GO” player.

The wrecker guy’s name must be Jack!

He’d be happier about that if the tow truck driver was a cute woman.

Check mating.

Don’t ask about his life, he had a checkered past

Oh, dear God! What a pun.

You don’t know tiddlywinks about cars, do you?

Standard rate is 64 bucks.

Oh, that is so bad. I am sorry I looked at it.

Check er out!!

We all need to be jumped once in a while, but it’s better if you at least know them and their names.

What! Jump me right here in the middle of the highway? Why you naughty boy you!

Beware of roadside assistance with a checkered past.

Then why, may I ask, do you drive a tow truck ?

If you have a Tesla and battery goes dead than all four wheels lock up and it cannot be pushed. Neighbor had this happen twice.

The wrong side of the tracks?

Meanwhile, on the other side of town; A Chinese Checker player,has lost his marbles…..

took me a minute but I got it !!!!!

The confusion is all his cables are red.

He’ll be fired and wind up in a cheap backgammon set.

Your body, his choice.

Jumping to conclusions

Gotta love the English language. There are so many words that mean different things depending on the context. It’s a very punny language.

Okay, this strip just jumped the shark. ;)

What are they charging the battery for? He didn’t do nuthin’ wrong, unless assault and battery.

Checker, it’s your move!

I feel sorry for this guy. First his battery dies, then he finds himself in the middle of a lame attempt at a joke. Can his day get any worse?

i don’t get it