Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 27, 2024

I want to see the rest of the manual.

Some of my managers used the old method of delegating a rush job: “If you want a task done quickly, ask a busy person to do it.” It also helped, some thought, that insecure workers worked harder as if to constantly prove themselves.

I didn’t know Robo-Manager had a Name. I’m so happy to meet PROD3000!

Wrong. A terrified employee is unable to concentrate properly and will make more mistakes.

Employees, these days, are less likely to take this crap. They’ll quit.

It’s hard to soar like an Eagle, when you fly with turkeys!

I am now dumbfounded…but laughter emerged from me first.

No one knows this better than the cartoonist!

I wonder if he got a new stick for Christmas? :)

It’s even more fun if you sit on the project for a couple weeks before you announce it’s running late.

I’m now wondering if the ‘RARR!’ means it’s AM or PM.

“If you speak up about wrongdoing, just know there’s a list of people being laid off, and you don’t want to be on it”.