Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 30, 2024

I know an arctic fox who will let you draw on his entire body for about twenty minutes. Or more, under certain conditions.

Geez Dad! Let her have her fun!

Won’t you get hungry?

Phoebe seems to have two missing teeth.

Hopefully they’re the washable kind.

This was back when she was losing teeth. But one gap still remained. Mine is still oxygenating my smiles.

why doesn’t the juvenile humanoid person ask about the spiders?

The greatest injustice. That’s why Phoebe’s running away… for great justice…

I look at Phoebe in this episode and I can’t stop thinking…

DWAYNE DIBBLEY!!!

Toddlers have a vastly different perspective from immortal magical creatures, eh?

That spido hanging from Florence’s nose is hilarious! And spidos creep me out.

Weird, her dad is such a chill guy, you’d think he’d be chill with her doing it so long as it’s washable, which surely it would be, as most markers, particularly those marketed for kids, are washable by default.

LET THE GIRL HAVE FUN. Also, nobody’s gonna talk about the spider? It looks like a ‘Billy’.

Watch the spider save the day by going to Phoebe’s house and weaving webs saying “Some Marker” and “Terrific” and “Radiant”.

Guessing that Mario Paint has never been in Dad’s cartridge collection then.

Florence may be an unreliable narrator. Why is Phoebe missing two teeth? And that spider dangling from Florence’s snout looks like a booger.

GASP! That’s so unfair!

I’m thinking Phoebe is… 4 here? Maybe 5?