bacon by Lonnie Millsap for October 23, 2024

Bacon poop? Ha!

Is this a “Duplo”?

just eat it

Kevin, come back!

… When I get home, bacon, I’m gonna light a fire

All day I’ve been thinkin’ about you, bacon

You’re my one desire

… Gonna wrap you round a filet

And hold you close to the fire

Oh, babe I want to taste your drippings

I want you to fill my tastebuds desire, yeah

… I don’t what I’d do without you, bacon

Don’t know where I’d be

You’re not just another food source

No, you’re everything to me

… Everytime I taste you, bacon

I can’t believe it’s true

When you’re layin’ on my plate

And you do the things you can do

… You can see it in my eyes

I can feel it in your crunch

You don’t have to say a thing

Just let me show how much

I love you, need you, oh bacon

… I want to lick you all over

And over again

I want to lick you all over

Till the night closes in

Till the night closes in

… No one food can ever make me

Feel the way you do

Oh, so keep on feeding me bacon

And I’ll keep loving you

It’s easy to see

When something’s right or something’s wrong

So stay with me baby let me eat you all night long

… Show me, show me everything you do

’Cause baby no one tastes quite like you

I love you, need you, oh bacon

… I wanna lick you all over

And over again

I wanna lick you all over

Till the night closes in

Till the night closes in

… Stay with me, lay on my plate

Tempting me, teasing me, bacon

Here with me, in my mouth

Feeling you close to me, bacon

… So show me, show me everything you do

’Cause bacon, no one does it quite like you

Love you, need you, oh bacon

… I wanna lick you all over

And over again

I wanna lick you all over

Till the night closes in

Till the night closes in

… Till the night closes in

Till the night closes in

Till the night closes in

… Till the night closes in

I love bacon but I only have it when I go out for breakfast which is maybe, once or twice a year.