Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 29, 2024

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    MeanBob Premium Member 28 days ago

    The correct answer is,"No, it’s your big bum doing that!

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    Ishka Bibel  27 days ago

    Little lies are the key to social lubrication. Anyone who proclaims “I am only being honest” should be shunned.

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    ChessPirate  27 days ago

    I don’t know why she’d be upset if your answer was “You are not fat, but that dress doesn’t accent your wonderful figure like it should.”

    But then, I’m not married… ☺

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    NELS BALWIT Premium Member 27 days ago

    You don’t lie you say “That is not flattering” or “That is not the look you want” If they ask why, then you can say, “Because you are fat!” If they get mad ask them, “Would you rather me tell you or go out in public looking bad.”

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    Ken Norris Premium Member 27 days ago

    “You are a much better judge of that than I am, dear. I always see you as the day we married.” It may only work once, though…

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    Stephen Gilberg  27 days ago

    It may also be OK to lie in defense of someone else.

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