Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 01, 2024

Since he’s a gingerbread man, relatively speaking he lives in a house made of flesh…

I thought they were rolling in dough?

… and someone keeps chewing on our house!

sweet looking house…

Cute comic, but in reality they couldn’t get any census data from him because he kept running away “as fast as I can!”

Well, we still have to watch out for the Muffin Man who lives on ’Drury Lane…that guys a real PITA

“And I’m so glad I married a dentist!”

I thought Gingers had red hair.

Ironically, freezing snow made Mort go soft. Makes census to me.

Conflicted and confusing confection …!

( just my consensus )

Uncle Morty looks good with a glass of milk !

It’s not a census year nor anywhere near one…but ok

I have a feeling Uncle Morty may need help to get back on his feet. Perhaps someone will pick him up—in preparation for eating him!

Looks like Uncle Morty slid on the icing.