Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for October 23, 2024

“Hmmm, it’s getting clearer… you seem to be with the leader of Russia, Putin… no, no, wait, it’s Poutine… Good news, you’ll be rolling in gravy.”

Yaffle likes large fries. He doesn’t need a Medium to tell him that…

Mediums talk to spirits. So he’s a psychic, not a medium. And I suspect he is named “Tim Horton.”

Yah. That plague has spread from Quebec to all the way out here on Vancouver Island.

You want fries with that? Oh, wait a minute. You are a fry.

They should be “seared” for extra crispiness.

That too will soon be illegal. Nothing natural can be tolerated.

“… and salt. LOTS of salt.”

Putane?

he’ll leave the session humming ♪ poutine on the ritz…

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And the ones in the background: was buttered up; a-salted; and baked.

(Since Brian spent so much time on the details, someone had to say something!)