Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 04, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    You’re toast, Calvin…

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Oh man, Calvin. I sure don’t want to be in your shoes today!

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    rayannina  over 14 years ago

    Kid’s gonna be grounded until he’s 50 …

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    carmy  over 14 years ago

    The snowballs aren’t helping, Calvin!

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Gweedo, LOL!

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    sjoujke  over 14 years ago

    At the speed Calvin’s running, he’ll probably make it to school before the bus does!

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    rentier  over 14 years ago

    Buster!

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    Dino-1  over 14 years ago

    “Run Forrest Run!”

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    So much for the death ray blaster. The Zogwargs are still coming

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    A grounded intrepid explorer is a sad thing.

    R.I.P., Spiff.

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    donboyer  over 14 years ago

    He failed to arm a demiso bomb! Otherwise he would have made it.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    The young man needs the ‘board of education’ applied firmly to his ‘seat of learning’.

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    garfield246  over 14 years ago

    Spiff would have made it if his rockets were DOWNWARDS, not UPWARDS.

    Calvin’s in real hot water.

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    mexdr1958  over 14 years ago

    To all of you who have commented on my post yesterday:

    No, you didn´t ruffle any feathers.

    Free flow of ideas has been accomplished.

    Sorry if my words were not properly written. Getting up late is not lazyness or wrong.

    It is just that the world is scheduled as such, and we gotta live in it, like it or not. You can make your best effort to change it (we are all expected to do that at one point or another). I have been always an early riser (3:30 to 4:00 a.m. is my norm), yet my wife and kids are all late risers (10:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.), yet they were never late for either school or work.

    Alisha 1112 has summed up several good reasons to conserve the status quo. There are many others. As a doctor and a professional investigator, I am well aware of the circadian rhytms that every person has, for lack of a better term, “factory-installed” since birth.

    Many scientific studies notwithstanding, the fact remains: Most people (greater than 50%) can wake up early without too much trouble, kids and teenagers included.

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    mexdr1958  over 14 years ago

    As a matter of fact, I am now supervising a scientific study into the sleeping habits of some well-to-do high school kids to see what is the percentage of kids who arrive late into school due to late sleep-in, or suffer in their grades due to falling asleep in class, in order to make recommendatiosn to the school board of directors about the convenience of keeping the present school schedule or modify it.

    Study should be ready for completion and presentation for May 1st. of this year. I´ll keep you posted.

    My personal opinions are left out of this study. The hard data will be the hard data, and I will base my recommendartions on the data, not on my personal opionions.

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    jrbj  over 14 years ago

    I would have thought Calvin would have been more accurate with his snowballs [death ray blaster]. You can’t defeat Zogwargs when your aim is that poor.

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    datadaze  over 14 years ago

    The military tired this years ago only to find if you moved the starting time later in the morning the troops will just stay up later at night and the same ones were still late. Being on time has alot to do with ones self. Not to say some have a medical condition that causes them to not sleep well, but most just need to adjust by going to bed a little sooner.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    I hit my mother after she spanked me. Why’d you hit me?” “You hit me first.” You know how long it is till your father gets home?

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    LukeandPu  over 14 years ago

    we are longing for the appearence of the space tiger hero - but probalby he would just suggest Spiff to yield to those Zogwargs, in order to learn from them…

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    Justifiable child-o-cide.

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    mthakur53  over 14 years ago

    Too good run calvin!!!!

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    ninmas  over 14 years ago

    he’s SO dead.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    Your “Jet Pack” isn’t up to operational temp. yet? I think Mom is about to put that problem on the fast track!

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    Jaedabee Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “I brought you into this world… and I can take you out!”

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    kendonna  over 14 years ago

    Now I know why Watterson stopped drawing C & H. Calvin’s parents begged him to stop - they couldn’t take it any longer!

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    If Spiff would zig and zag instead of just fly straight, he might lose the evil Zogwarg.

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    bald  over 14 years ago

    calvin— i told you to make sure that your jet pack had a full fuel tank

    you’ve had it now kiddo

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    AJCA  over 14 years ago

    Dino-1 said, about 10 hours ago

    “Run Forrest Run!”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    ——–

    Calvin, you should try emergency flares

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

    Hit your turbo rocket booster button, Spiff!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    This is where those Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs come in handy for intrepid space men.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Ever notice that Spaceman Spiff’s Death Ray Blaster almost never kills anything? :))

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    ratlum  over 14 years ago

    Spiff made a life threatening decision here

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    coffeeturtle  over 14 years ago

    mrslukeskywalker said, 13 minutes ago

    This is where those Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs come in handy for intrepid space men.

    LOL! Hit the HYPER-drive!!

    This is a great one! :’D

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    ML88  over 14 years ago

    not bad

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    Spyderred  over 14 years ago

    My son says he used to think his first name was “stop that” and his sister’s was “u2”.

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    khpage  over 14 years ago

    Ever since I came into my sixties, my jet pack doesn’t work all that well either…..

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    Stede_Bonnet  over 14 years ago

    Remember Calvin, Serpentine! Serpentine!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN1WxSITwWw

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 14 years ago

    And the deathray blaster is a snowball.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Good one Yukoner!!

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    ChitoDog  over 14 years ago

    But Spaceman Spiff is no match for the rocket scooters and is quickly captured by the Zogwards. As he’s led off into the torture chambers, Spiff quickly plans his next daring escape…

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    jakobj6520  over 2 years ago

    he has a over reaction imagation

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