I went to the local Ace Hardware to get mouse traps. They had three varieties. The snap traps didn’t work, the plastic cheese holder doesn’t work. The poison was spread outside the perimeter of the house. The glue traps are inhuman, but mice aren’t human.
So I went on Amazon and found a supplier that had the old wood, metal to metal snap trap that work so well. Should be here today.
Sears ‘had everything’. They had top line Craftsman and Kenmore. They had their own car, their own insurance company, Allstate. They had their own bank and Discover Card. They built a tower skyscraper in downtown Chicago. Then some genius in Sears management said the internet was just a fad. Jeff Bezos wasn’t in that meeting.
I hate to tell all you little preschool kids this, but Santa hired Louis DeJoy to take over North Pole delivery operations beginning 12/25/2025. DeJoy announced yesterday that Trump Enterprises has been awarded the contract to supply all delivery vehicles and reindeer. And presents.
Santa also announced a 2025 Christmas Special Sale on a new item, personally monogrammed Crying Towels for Small Children.* Only #19.99 while supplies last. Item may be ordered directly from Trump Enterprises, any internet site which is controlled in whole or in pat by DJT, and every MAGA location which can process payments.
*Special Offer: MAGA Earplugs for parents of small children, guaranteed to eliminate sounds of distressed little ones on Christmas Day, birthdays, and many other days of the year. Only $69.99 while supplies last! Tested by many MAGA’s who all say they work the best, and that they have never put in ear plugs that work the way these MAGA Earplugs work. People can’t stop talking about how effective these earplugs are!
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s often surprising what Stantis is surprised at.
RobinHood about 1 month ago
Nothing new, Senegal, Sears, JC Penny, Montgomery Ward, Kirkland, just the order forms have changed.
RobinHood about 1 month ago
Pahrump
ctolson about 1 month ago
Typical kid, out in the cold with no coat or hat!
drivingfuriously Premium Member about 1 month ago
I went to the local Ace Hardware to get mouse traps. They had three varieties. The snap traps didn’t work, the plastic cheese holder doesn’t work. The poison was spread outside the perimeter of the house. The glue traps are inhuman, but mice aren’t human.
So I went on Amazon and found a supplier that had the old wood, metal to metal snap trap that work so well. Should be here today.
ncorgbl about 1 month ago
Sears ‘had everything’. They had top line Craftsman and Kenmore. They had their own car, their own insurance company, Allstate. They had their own bank and Discover Card. They built a tower skyscraper in downtown Chicago. Then some genius in Sears management said the internet was just a fad. Jeff Bezos wasn’t in that meeting.
christelisbetty about 1 month ago
They did SOME heavy duty jumping from hill to hill, in order to get from the desert to the North Pole
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I hate to tell all you little preschool kids this, but Santa hired Louis DeJoy to take over North Pole delivery operations beginning 12/25/2025. DeJoy announced yesterday that Trump Enterprises has been awarded the contract to supply all delivery vehicles and reindeer. And presents.
Santa also announced a 2025 Christmas Special Sale on a new item, personally monogrammed Crying Towels for Small Children.* Only #19.99 while supplies last. Item may be ordered directly from Trump Enterprises, any internet site which is controlled in whole or in pat by DJT, and every MAGA location which can process payments.
*Special Offer: MAGA Earplugs for parents of small children, guaranteed to eliminate sounds of distressed little ones on Christmas Day, birthdays, and many other days of the year. Only $69.99 while supplies last! Tested by many MAGA’s who all say they work the best, and that they have never put in ear plugs that work the way these MAGA Earplugs work. People can’t stop talking about how effective these earplugs are!
olds_cool63 about 1 month ago
Happy “Amazon-mas”! Yes…..this is where we are now.