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Wild turkeys don’t need sanctuaries, they will see trouble coming and bail at max rate knots. They run fairly fast and can fly up to a mile at a time. Domestic turkeys are literally too stupid to be allowed out. Domestic turkeys are actually less intelligent than domestic chickens or pigeons. They aren’t really so stupid that they drown in rainstorms, but it’s close. They can barely run, and, as illustrated in the classic WKRP episode “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”, can’t fly.
Here’s sweet compassionate Lio again, wanting to save the poor turkeys this time. Last week it was the lobster…. seems he’s turned over a new leaf! There are some adults around who could take a lesson from him!
boneroller42 3 months ago
Usually, it’s Dad who has these “second” thoughts about these kind of things.
xaingo 3 months ago
From the wild turkeys we have roaming near where I live, you wouldn’t want to stand that close.
Painted Wolf 3 months ago
Wild turkeys don’t need sanctuaries, they will see trouble coming and bail at max rate knots. They run fairly fast and can fly up to a mile at a time. Domestic turkeys are literally too stupid to be allowed out. Domestic turkeys are actually less intelligent than domestic chickens or pigeons. They aren’t really so stupid that they drown in rainstorms, but it’s close. They can barely run, and, as illustrated in the classic WKRP episode “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”, can’t fly.
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Mmmm, smoked turkey… and two to go to the sanctuary. Any volunteers?
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Like Snoopy with the bunnies…..
Bilan 3 months ago
Perhaps the turkeys can stay with Mittens for a while.
swenbu Premium Member 3 months ago
Here’s sweet compassionate Lio again, wanting to save the poor turkeys this time. Last week it was the lobster…. seems he’s turned over a new leaf! There are some adults around who could take a lesson from him!