Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 15, 2024

I only count 20.

Try an air flyer.

This whole cartoon is flocked up.

I’d go with the air-flyer.

This one is for the birds

The rhyme may have also inspired the creation of pie birds, which are ceramic figurines that vent steam from pies. Bakers would put these whimsical birds with open beaks as funnels in the center of double-crust pies to prevent them from bubbling over and to make the crust crispier.

Use a crow bar to wedge them in.

The sixpence is killing me.

Maybe ask the Muffin man from Drury Lane….or Old McDonald.

If you screw up you’ll be eating crow.

Blackbird, Crow, Raven, Rook, Australian Swan. Magpie half.