Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 07, 2024

Your hair also looks like Twizzlers, Dakota.

Why cheat with a lie? It’s a pretty easy task.

The kicker is that “Dakota” really means “ally” or “friend.”

You had her going for a while there Marigold!

North Dakota or South Dakota? I guess that depends which way she is facing!

“Atokad” is Unicornian for “haircut”….

I love this one so much!

Dakota is one of those friends you had when you were little because… well, because… why was she my friend anyway?

I mean… UNICORN, after all, but, yeah, humor? Not so much. Hey, nobody (colloquially speaking) is perfect, not even unicorns.

Marigold for the win

RINCOUN is a word meaning confused unicorn.

I thought unicorns couldn’t lie, but I guess if it’s a “joke” they can?