The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for November 25, 2024

When you sees squirrel on road. You :

— Increases vehicle to full speed and chases to tries and roadkills squirrel.

— Makes sure squirrel in right lane first.

Will he purchase his car from the Acme Corporation. I hear their vehicles have special gears for birds and squirrels.

That’s a trick question. The 2nd choice relates to doing the first. There should be a 3rd choice: C) All of the above.

Rule #1: No pooping in automobile!

c) save your vision and not look out unless wearing goggles.

Tough test.

c) rub nose grease all over the closed window