Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 09, 2024

I have a memory of chewing tar when I was a little kid. Don’t remember where I got it from.

Misquoting Pogo, or maybe Porcupine, “for coal, it was pretty good licorice”. Anyone remember the exact quote?

Satchel just can’t help himself!

I tried to paint my bike a nice shiny black with road tar when I was 4 or 5. My mother never let me forget how hard it was to clean me and it with kerosene.

Asphalt? — Rob’s cooking? — there’s a difference?

There is a street in Broward County, FL named “Sample Road”.

Every time I go by there, I have an urge to take a piece of it home.

“Look on the bright side.” That’s not Bucky, that’s the multiple concussions talking.

Satchel finally lives his dream of becoming both a foodie and a roadie all in one.

My friend met his future wife on a street crew…they became tar crossed lovers.

Jagermeister Sambuca Pernod Absinthe…

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!