Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 21, 2024

So…a witch is guarding the Pope. What is this world coming to??

Do’h!

Of course, that was back in the 19th century.

Woulda been funnier if the weapons the others are holding had Swiss Army knives instead of whatever those sharp things are.

Actually, she ordered a Swiss Army Life.

Surprise!

But Broomie—you’ll be surrounded by men! Maybe you can find a date.

Whooa Eeee Ohhhh.

You don’t. Ask MacGyver.

How do you think the Vatican would feel about a 1500 year old witch guarding the Pope?

Now I know why they invented those, to get out the armor.

I have to say, the armor suits her well.

You know why Sweden is a neutral country? Have you seen the knives they issue?

The Papal Guard would never let Broomie into the Vatican.