Monty by Jim Meddick for November 26, 2024

Nobody wants to eat parrot. And parrots love to eat poultry.

My African Grey will attack the top of my head if I lean back on the sofa and rest my head on “his turf.” It doesn’t really hurt and he’s not overly aggressively, just putting the monkey in her place. LOL :D

Third panel suggests a taxidermy project

Must hang together or we’ll surly hang separately.

I was hopin’ to hear ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. The Woody Woodpecker show !

I was thinkin’ he had head lice.

I’d knock the stuffing out of that bird.

Ribs, Steak, Ham, Fish, Chinese (hold the chicken) all good substitutes.

I do that to my human everyday, not just during this week. Also, Parrots are omnivores, I have no problem eating chicken or turkey, especially chicken burritos.

Gonna have to order pizza to placate Pilsner. :)

If this is some kind of protest, it’s not going to work. All it does is make him peckish.

And you’re in the pecking order.

If Pilsner encountered a wild turkey, it might change his outlook. We have flocks around here, and they are very aggressive…some would say downright nasty. They attack people and damage cars with their pecking…