FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 26, 2004
September 25, 2004
September 27, 2004
Transcript:
Jason: Third and long. My wizard takes the snap. Marcus: My cave trolls blitz. Jason: My wood elf runs a post pattern deep, while my hobbits go short. Marcus: My goblin mage fires a spell of disruption. Jason: Phooey, incomplete. Marcus: My pixies do a victory dance. Peter: Guys, that's not how fantasy football works. Jason: Says you. Marcus: Time out. My balrog wants some gatorade.
ishannon5289 over 12 years ago
see Warhammer Blood Bowl
mcadwell over 8 years ago
I want to play this!
brandon.risdon over 6 years ago
THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD + A BALROG OF MORGOTH
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 3 years ago
Is this like Unicorns and Sparkles?
phoenixnyc about 3 years ago
Makes more sense than the usual fantasy football.
Don’t get me wrong: I love American football (although my favorite is Aussie rules). But in fantasy football, you’re basically doing most of the work of an NFL general manager and some of the work of an NFL head coach, and with very few exceptions, you’re paying for the privilege.
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin almost 2 years ago
hobbits go short haha