The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for November 24, 2024

After his first taste of a turnip, he’ll be back on rabbits and fish, toot-sweet.

If only the world worked like that.

So being vegetarian means eating garbage? Why garbage? Can he not swoops on fruits and vegetables?

Cabbage doesn’t need any swooping.

Or kale — we need to rid the world of kale

At least a cabbage won’t try to run away.

Sorry son, only moron humans can go that route.

He’ll need to practice swooping up tomatoes.

The origin of the word “Vegetarian” is derived from a native american phrase meaning “Bad Hunter”.

“Swoop on a cabbage”? I applaud the very open-minded and accepting attitude (of course, it would have been funnier if they’d gone with the old gag, “Well, I guess you can give peas a chance”).

Still sounds better than regurgitation. :)

The whole concept of animals eating each other is kind of bizarre if you think about it. But still, who ever looks at a mushroom and thinks THAT would be something tasty to eat?

Youngster just do that to mess with their parents. Vegans mess even better.