FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 16, 2005

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TV: Geologists continue to puzzle over a lack of cooling of the earth's core. Data puts the temperature somwhere between 5000 and 7000 degrees celsius. "This runs counter to conventional thought," says one scientist. "We expected to find signs of freezing. I mean, I have a four-button apple mouse right here in front of me..." Jason: Yeah, what gives?!