Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 01, 2024

Ancestor of “Plastic Man”®

Bows, pearls, lipstick, and even boobs. The cartoonist has gone all out to make ’em babes.

The original arms race?

Whatever it is the ladies like it.

Made by Arm and Hammer?

Probably wears “Canoe” cologne and doesn’t take any thing. He just works out at the stretching machine at the gym!

Maybe the jerk gets long arms from jerking ……off, forget it, I can’t remember what I was going to say.

And their babies will have no arms. It’s Darwin’s way of going “Ooga Booga!”

Haa-aaa3!

He’s waiting until the patent is approved. Might take awhile.

Handy for hugging, at least.

I remember Stretch Armstrong.