Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 09, 2024

Her “zapper” must be in for repairs.

I smell burning feathers

There have been times when I think it would be nice to have an electric cattle prod to use on someone. Then I think it’s probably best not to have one because then I might really be tempted to actually use it on someone.

A vulture prod is quite novel!

Timone and Pumba would just go bowling for buzzards.

Is that the thank-you-note, Gaylord asked for yesterday?

“I think I’m gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod, and just instruct them to just zap him in his badoobies.”

—Dorothy Michaels

Please don’t do that to Gaylord, Broomie!

Giving Broomies zapper a break?

Some walkers and joggers in this neighborhood carry cattle prods.

Who else?

Broomy comes up with electrifying ideas all the time.

I don’t know why, though, she does have witchy powers she barely uses….

In the immortal words of Col. Flagg, work on it.

He’s gonna get a charge outta that.

Why would Broomie need a cattle prod when she can just zap everybody?

That’ll singe Gaylord’s tail feathers.

No Country for Old Men