Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2024

Nah. They will find the cold hard cash next to the corpse.

“I’m sure there’s no way he could have made his way out of the deep snow. On an unrelated note, I saw the snowplow driver down shopping at the Porsche dealer.”

Let’s hope he doesn’t cause a forest fire.

A cool fortune. Literally.

Of course he did, remember that scream of agony about three to fours days ago?

Unless he made a $500,000 money igloo. :)

Or you could look for smoke rising, I don’t imagine money burns clean

KA-GOOD IRONIC ENDING!

When Rip does find Astor, he might shatter into ice cubes after being punched by Rip.

Astor trying to burn 500 K would make an ironic ending. But I doubt that’s where Breezy was going. Now for that snuggling in front of the fireplace, AFTER Stormy goes to bed, and, Tank goes to his room, trying to hurry the Fountain of Youth out of his system.

Does that mean the employees of Sawyer Lumber are out of a Christmas/Hanukah bonus?

I can’t say Sawyer Lumber would agree with that.

It’s not often Rip loses one.

ka-Sunday