F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 09, 2024

He can’t help that

Right. It has nothing to do with you brother giving me a half nelson the second he sees me for the last 60 years.

My shoulder sling and I help by being a topic of conversation.

What’s a family event? ;-)

good idea, thanks

Sling me along cried the lazy man. Sling me along tonight. ‘Cause I’m not in the mood for festivities, and I’m feeling really uptight.

After thirty years the family has finally caught on?

With apologies to The Piano Man, I hope!

Clever. I’ll have to remember this for the rest of the holiday.