The Barn by Ralph Hagen for December 10, 2024

Two’s company, three’s a crowd, Rory!

Disappear, Rory.

Take a hike, Rory.

Give ‘em a French alias like ’Patrick Roy – Nita Talbot’.

How did the Quebec R become a w sound? French becomes Fwench?

Hey! Rory becomes Wowee on the New York Islander roster.

Rory the third wheel

Rory is the designated chaperone at all The Barn dates. Besides, how else can Rory learn the facts of life?

Awwwww! That wasn’t so nice of you, Juanita! He lives here too!

What a bunch of BULL!

Rory (AKA Sheldon Cooper) – You are playing beyond your ken.

Juanita (AKA Penny) – Well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

Are the cows moooo-ning over each other?

Moment bomb.

three’s company, says Rory

Loitering lamb.

Rory’s that one oblivious friend.